Quaker Oats announced today that their Aunt Jemima brand syrups and pancake mix will be renamed Antifa Jemima. The switch to using the word ‘Antifa,’ which stands for anti-fascist, signals the beginning of the end of racism during breakfast time. … Continue reading Aunt Jemima Officially Changes Its Name to ‘Antifa Jemima’
A class action lawsuits against restaurant chain Einstein Bros Bagels is claiming the restaurant discriminates based on penis size when hiring male employees. Several men reported that part of the interview process involved comparing hand and foot sizes with current … Continue reading Discrimination: Einstein Bagels only hires males with small penises to make center holes in bagels
“This alcohol-infused breakfast beverage is the perfect way to start your workday or end your marriage.” Continue reading Pabst is Selling Alcoholic ‘Hard Coffee’ Because Fuck It
“Mr. Trump rationalized eating 17 apple pies before vomiting all over himself and his desk. It makes sense to us, but we don’t expect the mainstream media to get it.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Continue reading Trump Eats 17 McDonald’s Apple Pies for Pi Day
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors. Continue reading West Virginia Serving ‘Clean Coal’ in Public School Lunches
