Buccaneers Finish Deflating Footballs in Preparation for Tom Brady's Arrival

Buccaneers Finish Deflating Footballs in Preparation for Tom Brady’s Arrival

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers finished removing air from all 1,340 of their practice footballs today after officially securing star quarterback Tom Brady for the next two years. “We’ve got that balls deflated down to 91% capacity, just like Tom Likes … Continue reading Buccaneers Finish Deflating Footballs in Preparation for Tom Brady’s Arrival

New camera angle used during Lakers vs Clippers game gave fans an X-rated view directly up players' shorts

New camera angle used during Lakers vs Clippers game gave fans an X-rated view directly up players’ shorts

NBA fans are divided over a new camera angle that the league tested out during the Lakers vs Clippers game on Christmas Day. The view, which points the camera directly up players’ shorts when they are anywhere in the key, … Continue reading New camera angle used during Lakers vs Clippers game gave fans an X-rated view directly up players’ shorts

Most of Denver’s Population is in It’s 30th Hour of Tripping Balls Since Mushrooms Were Decriminalized

Due to the lack of legal consequences, throngs of hallucinating residents have congregated downtown at the 16th Street Mall to touch each other’s faces. Continue reading Most of Denver’s Population is in It’s 30th Hour of Tripping Balls Since Mushrooms Were Decriminalized