‘What? It’s Not Like Billionaires Put A Gun To My Head & Threatened My Entire Family’ Laughs Nervous, Trembling Robinhood CEO

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White House Frantically Demands Vaccine Be Approved Today Despite Virus Being ‘No Worse Than Flu’

White House chief of staff Mark Meadows has ordered FDA chief Dr. Stephen Hahn to either authorize the Pfizer vaccine by the end of today or submit his letter of resignation. The ultimatum comes despite countless, repeated remarks from the … Continue reading White House Frantically Demands Vaccine Be Approved Today Despite Virus Being ‘No Worse Than Flu’

Rand Paul Melts into puddle after confronted by protesters

Rand Paul Escapes Protesters By Melting Into a Puddle

Activating his fight-or-flight self-defense mechanism, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul completely melted into the pavement last night while being confronted by protesters after the Republican National Convention. As a small crowd began to gather around Paul and grow more vocal, the … Continue reading Rand Paul Escapes Protesters By Melting Into a Puddle