Countless white fans are itching for sports and their championship games to resume so that they have their own reason to loot and riot. One Philadelphia Eagles fan, Michael Hillard, says he’s been wanting to “fuck some shit up” for … Continue reading White People Long for Sports Championships to Resume So They Have a Reason to Riot Too
New England Patriots videographer Brian Stewart was caught filming the 1-13 Cincinnati Bengals’ sideline today in an effort to learn how the Bengals could possibly be so bad. “There’s nothing to learn from the Bengals other than what not to … Continue reading Patriots caught filming Bengals sideline in order to learn how to never be as bad as Bengals
There’s a good chance your favorite football player just had a hot enema before taking the field when you watch this Sunday. Continue reading New NFL trend has players receiving hot enemas before games
“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.” Continue reading Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.” Continue reading ‘Months of Pegging’ Needed for Brady to Overcome Super Bowl Loss
“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick. Continue reading Tom Brady on Super Bowl: ‘I Plan to Cheat Again’
Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players. Continue reading Patriots Players Accuse Tom Brady of Sexual Misconduct
