Countless white fans are itching for sports and their championship games to resume so that they have their own reason to loot and riot. One Philadelphia Eagles fan, Michael Hillard, says he’s been wanting to […]
New England Patriots videographer Brian Stewart was caught filming the 1-13 Cincinnati Bengals’ sideline today in an effort to learn how the Bengals could possibly be so bad. “There’s nothing to learn from the Bengals […]
There’s a good chance your favorite football player just had a hot enema before taking the field when you watch this Sunday.
“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”
“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.