Tag: Dirty
Financial Crisis Exactly What Man Needed To Forget About Crushing Emptiness & Boredom
35-year-old James Dewatt of Peoria, Illinois finally forgot about the emptiness and boredom that he’s been feeling for months on end today when he was fired from his job. Dewatt says losing his job immediately changed his state of mind. … Continue reading Financial Crisis Exactly What Man Needed To Forget About Crushing Emptiness & Boredom
Now Sentient, Toothbrush Screaming Internally to Be Thrown Out Already
(Topeka, KS) Now eight months past the American Dental Association’s recommended three month replacement period, 34-year-old James Simmons’ filthy, discolored toothbrush just gained consciousness and immediately began screaming internally to be put out of its misery. “Kill me now! I’m … Continue reading Now Sentient, Toothbrush Screaming Internally to Be Thrown Out Already
Man Hasn’t Seen Bottom of Sink in Months
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Cell Phone Covered in Coronavirus Waiting for Owner to Finish Washing Their Hands
(Portland, OR) Local woman Maria Sommers’ cell phone is currently covered in Coronavirus and patiently waiting in her pocket for her to pull it out for the 117th time today. Sommers, like most people, has no common sense or clue … Continue reading Cell Phone Covered in Coronavirus Waiting for Owner to Finish Washing Their Hands
Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp
“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence Continue reading Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp