MLB Highlights “The Raw Sexual Tension of Baseball” on Opening Day

“Most of the leathery, ball-related action on the field actually takes place in the players’ jockstraps,” Commissioner Rob Manfred stated.

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A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”