“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.” Continue reading Trump Says He Wonders What Babies Taste Like at Wisconsin Rally
Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.
Continue reading Scott Walker Begins Sobering Up to Qualify for Unemployment Assistance
“I think I can let my track record speak for itself,” stated Walker. “Yet, I know that there haven’t been any worthwhile presidents who did not have a dog. I mean, Chester A. Arthur was the only president with no pets, and let’s be honest – who the fuck [sic] was Chester A. Arthur?” Continue reading Scott Walker Believes Only Thing Between Him & Presidency is Dog Allergies
