Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham Masters Resting Bitch Face Just in Time to Replace Sarah Sanders

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Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.

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Trump Is Being Impeached For Tweeting About “The Greatest Blowjob Ever” From Sarah Sanders

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Republicans now agree that the President has committed an impeachable offense.

Sarah Sanders: “Memorial Day is a Republican Holiday”

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“Patriotism, the military, and war are all inherently republican. We own them,” Sanders stated.

Trump Opens Marketing Company Called ‘Trump Consultation by Trump’

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“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Trail of Korean Water Ghosts is Closing in on America

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“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.”