Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.
Republicans now agree that the President has committed an impeachable offense.
“Patriotism, the military, and war are all inherently republican. We own them,” Sanders stated.
“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.”