Donald Trump Admits He’s Bisexual at Wisconsin Rally
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Papa John’s Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life
Everything began when delivery driver Jessica Sturns noticed that something was awry when she saw the additional comment on the delivery instructions which read: Continue reading Papa John’s Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life
Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS
“During the latest Republican Presidential Debate, Dr. Ben Carson took the time to lay out a shockingly specific plan for how ISIS could severely cripple the…” Continue reading Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS
Trump or Carson: How to Decide Who to Vote For
To help you make a sound decision, we’ve created this easy-to-follow article. Read on to learn more about this epic showdown between The Donald and Ben Carson: Continue reading Trump or Carson: How to Decide Who to Vote For
Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness
Grossly obese Republican Presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been banned from further debates until he can become fully aware of both himself and the world around him. The ban, which was handed down by the Republican … Continue reading Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness
Donald Trump Wins First Republican Debate by a Landslide
it certainly appears that Presidential hopeful Donald Trump outperformed the rest of the potential candidates on Thursday night’s FOX News sponsored Republican debate. Indeed, the real… Continue reading Donald Trump Wins First Republican Debate by a Landslide
FOX News Embraces Jeb Bush as He Distances Self From Brother
After announcing his bid for Presidency, Jeb Bush tried to distance himself from brother George W. Bush. When asked by a reporter if his family name and relation to former President George W. Bush would hinder his chances, Jeb tactfully deflected the question in true-leader-fashion by Continue reading FOX News Embraces Jeb Bush as He Distances Self From Brother
Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together
(Photo by Gage Skidmore. No endorsement implied) Former Presidential hopeful Rick Perry, who stumbled and fell short in his last run for President of the United States has announced that he is running again. However, shortly after his announcement, his … Continue reading Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together
Obama Hits Milestone with 1000th Utterance of “Let me be clear”
Today, the polling organization Gallup announced that President Barack Obama has officially uttered the phrase “let me be clear,” for the 1,000th time in a televised speech. Gallup Poll, which is known for their unbiased, informative polls is now facing … Continue reading Obama Hits Milestone with 1000th Utterance of “Let me be clear”
Indiana Passes Law to Build Border Fence in Response to Travel Bans
In his official comments on the passage of the new fence bill, Pence stated that this would it make a statement telling other states to “butt out of Indiana politics,” but also, it would “add hundreds of thousands of minimum wage jobs for the state and effectively negate the effects of major companies and events leaving or boycotting Indiana.” Continue reading Indiana Passes Law to Build Border Fence in Response to Travel Bans
Plastic Bags Banned in Lexington, Kentucky
“We need to seriously reduce the amount of plastic-related deaths in Lexington,” Connor said.
The Lexington ban will leave ‘breathable’ paper bags as the only option for local residents. Restrictions on bags include all sizes of plastic trash/garbage bags, clear Ziplock bags, slider grip bags, and, – at Connors request – laboratory mini-grip re-sealing bags and specimen transportation bags.
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