California Law Forces Churches to Paint Statues of White Jesus With Blackface Due to Historical & Racial Inaccuracies

California has forced churches to start repainting statues of Jesus in which the religious figure is depicted with white skin. The move comes after a large group of leftist historians pointed out that Jesus couldn’t have possibly been white and … Continue reading California Law Forces Churches to Paint Statues of White Jesus With Blackface Due to Historical & Racial Inaccuracies

Conservatives Boycott Petco & Petsmart After Learning The Stores Are A Safe Haven For Groomers

A large group of angry conservatives took to social media today to announce a boycott of Petco and PetSmart after learning that both American pet retailers engage in the act of grooming. “Now they’re even going after our pets!” Fox … Continue reading Conservatives Boycott Petco & Petsmart After Learning The Stores Are A Safe Haven For Groomers

Full Trump-Ingraham Clip Shows President Kept On Comparing the Jacob Blake Shooting to Golf

During an interview on Fox News, president Trump told Laura Ingraham that the police officer who shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back had “choked” much like “missing a three foot putt.” But the strange answer didn’t stop there. … Continue reading Full Trump-Ingraham Clip Shows President Kept On Comparing the Jacob Blake Shooting to Golf

Fox News Now calling covid deaths meetings with jesus

Fox News Is Now Calling Coronavirus Deaths ‘Meetings With Jesus’

According to a leaked memo, Fox News anchors are now only allowed to refer to COVID-19 deaths as “meetings with Jesus.” Many are calling the move a shamefully transparent attempt to influence public perception of the White House’s handling of … Continue reading Fox News Is Now Calling Coronavirus Deaths ‘Meetings With Jesus’

Laura Ingraham does meth on live TV, then tries to conduct electricity using a steak

A tweaked-out Laura Ingraham ended her show on FOX News last night by smoking copious amounts of methamphetamines at her desk. She then wandered off set and came zooming back with a cold steak, plastic straws, and lightbulbs from the … Continue reading Laura Ingraham does meth on live TV, then tries to conduct electricity using a steak