Incapable Of Rational Thought, Man Says His Life Is Hard Too, So Privilege Can’t Possibly Exist

Brookfield, WI – Incapable of rational thought, local straight, white, able-bodied, Christian man Alan Richmond says that because his life has been hard too, it means that privilege cannot possibly exist. Experts are saying that Richmond is a very common … Continue reading Incapable Of Rational Thought, Man Says His Life Is Hard Too, So Privilege Can’t Possibly Exist

Happy all the time? Science says it’s probably because you’re stupid

Scientists at Harvard University have found a direct correlation between happiness and intelligence that proves that the smiliest people you know are probably also the dumbest. The tests were conducted on over 2,000 subjects with the study taking place over … Continue reading Happy all the time? Science says it’s probably because you’re stupid

Increased risk of mental and physical disorders in high IQ people, obvious study finds

A recent study by the scientific journal Intelligence shows that people with high IQs are more likely to suffer from mental anxiety and hyper-reactive central nervous systems. What do you think? -Sharon Jenkins, Anger Management Coach – Jarret Zewinski, Learning … Continue reading Increased risk of mental and physical disorders in high IQ people, obvious study finds

Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners

Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners

Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for… Continue reading Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners

Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

Handsman had thought that pedometers, which are tiny instruments used to record the distance traveled or number of steps taken in a given period of time, were actually tools used to detect something about pedophiles. Continue reading Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries

Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries

Man versus Food has been cited as one of the main causes of death. A show in which one bloated, obese, and sweaty man stuffs his face with ridiculous amounts of food, often to the point of vomiting. One Zambian, Sonkwe Meluhli, has seen half of her family members end their lives. Continue reading Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries