Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM

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“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker

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More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace

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“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.”