Massive Opium Fields to Be Burned Off in Wisconsin After Monsanto-Bayer Merger Fails

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“Now it looks like we’re going to have to burn off about 16 square miles of mature opium crop. So if you live in the area, buckle the [expletive] up on Saturday.”

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Trump Opens Marketing Company Called ‘Trump Consultation by Trump’

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“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders