Apple Releases iPhone Rotary with Real Crank-Dialing and Switchboard Operators

YouReadyGrandma

“Apple fans will buy it because they are, without a doubt, the biggest consumer whores on the planet,” CEO Tim Cook stated.

Advertisements

FaceTime Bug Causes Small Wormholes to Appear & Suck Up iPhones, Nearby Objects

YouReadyGrandma

“Simply put, Apple has accidentally created a shortcut through spacetime.”

FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

YouReadyGrandma

“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.