Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign

***BREAKING*** (Washington D.C.) The Republican National Committee is openly taking responsibility for the death of front runner presidential candidate Donald Trump. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately spoke out about the decision to kill the candidate. “We feel a … Continue reading Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign

Woman Who Has Barely Traveled Certain She Lives in Best City

Woman Who Has Barely Traveled Certain She Lives in Best City

“Stephenson, who has always lived in Naperville, Illinois, is dead sure that she was born and raised in the best place in the entire world. After being part of a poll by the PEW Research Team in which they interviewed nearly 3,200 people, PEW reported that Sarah – age 32 – was the most unwavering and…” Continue reading Woman Who Has Barely Traveled Certain She Lives in Best City

Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries

Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries

Man versus Food has been cited as one of the main causes of death. A show in which one bloated, obese, and sweaty man stuffs his face with ridiculous amounts of food, often to the point of vomiting. One Zambian, Sonkwe Meluhli, has seen half of her family members end their lives. Continue reading Suicide Rates Peak as Technology Hits 3rd World Countries