USDA adds 'Ass' to MyPlate nutritional guide to relate to today's youth

USDA adds ‘Ass’ to MyPlate nutritional guide in misguided effort to relate to today’s youth

The USDA is defending itself after adding ‘Ass’ to the MyPlate nutritional guide in an effort grab attention, look cool and fit in with current youth culture. One promotional poster that was sent to schools recommends eating ass twice daily. … Continue reading USDA adds ‘Ass’ to MyPlate nutritional guide in misguided effort to relate to today’s youth

Melania Trump forces ‘money pills’ onto the USDA Nutrition Plate

The Trump administration announced today that pills filled with shredded money have been added to the official USDA Nutrition Plate at the request of Melania Trump. The First Lady says the president needs to ingest 16 of the money pills … Continue reading Melania Trump forces ‘money pills’ onto the USDA Nutrition Plate