Tag: Cell phone
Cell Phone Covered in Coronavirus Waiting for Owner to Finish Washing Their Hands
(Portland, OR) Local woman Maria Sommers’ cell phone is currently covered in Coronavirus and patiently waiting in her pocket for her to pull it out for the 117th time today. Sommers, like most people, has no common sense or clue … Continue reading Cell Phone Covered in Coronavirus Waiting for Owner to Finish Washing Their Hands
The Science of The Butt Dial: How Your Booty Calls People Without You Knowing
“Contrary to popular belief, fingerlike appendages do not exit the butt and press on the phone screen, that’s poop you’re thinking of.” Continue reading The Science of The Butt Dial: How Your Booty Calls People Without You Knowing
New Samsung Phone Screen Will Cover Entire Surface, and More
Essentially, the screen will intuitively “follow” the assigned user who will have a locator chip implanted in… Continue reading New Samsung Phone Screen Will Cover Entire Surface, and More
White Reporter Answers Phone While Interviewing Baltimore Pastor
White reporter snubs pastor in Baltimore. Continue reading White Reporter Answers Phone While Interviewing Baltimore Pastor