More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace

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“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.”

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Milwaukee to Issue Flamethrowers to Residents

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“Milwaukee, Wisconsin Alderman Jim Bohl has made a sweeping decree to issue flamethrowers to all residents in light of slow and ineffective snow-clearing efforts in the city. An order has already been put in with an undisclosed military manufacturer for nearly…”