NFL’S Ban On Taunting Leaves Fans Unsure How To Teach Kids To Mock & Jeer At Others

The NFL announced that it will be taking a more firm stance against taunting this season, including trash talking and making certain gestures toward opposing players. In addition to the tightening of the rule, the league will also continue to … Continue reading NFL’S Ban On Taunting Leaves Fans Unsure How To Teach Kids To Mock & Jeer At Others

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Unable to Catch Anything, NY Jets Now Exempt From NFL’s COVID Rules

Citing the fact that the New York Jets are incapable of catching anything, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that the 0-11 team is now exempt from the league’s COVID rules. “Since they clearly couldn’t catch anything to save their … Continue reading Unable to Catch Anything, NY Jets Now Exempt From NFL’s COVID Rules

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Supreme Court Says Satire Is Now Illegal Due To ‘Reality Moving Far Beyond Rational Thought’

In a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court ruled today that satire is now illegal in the United States, stating that it “no longer serves its original purpose due to reality moving far beyond that of rational thought.” “The use of … Continue reading Supreme Court Says Satire Is Now Illegal Due To ‘Reality Moving Far Beyond Rational Thought’

Families Told to ‘Select One Child as Tribute’ For School Reopening Experiment

The White House announced today that they will be issuing a mandate requiring families with school-aged children to send at least one child to school as tribute for a school reopening experiment. “Because our nation is so divided right now … Continue reading Families Told to ‘Select One Child as Tribute’ For School Reopening Experiment

5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020

Recent studies reveal that nearly 20% of flight attendants saying they’ve received reports of passenger-on-passenger sexual assault on a flight and 68% have been sexually harassed themselves. If you’re keeping up with the times, you should already know that there … Continue reading 5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020

MLB is considering adding landmines to the field to make games remotely interesting

Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred announced today that the league may begin burying explosive devices around the field to increase viewership next year. “Baseball is a relatively sedentary sport comprised of hours of groin itching, spitting and – on … Continue reading MLB is considering adding landmines to the field to make games remotely interesting