A Gallop poll on happiness was released today that shows more than 70% of millennials are “totally okay with dying, like literally right now.” Here are the top 10 reasons that were given by participants: 10) Can’t afford health insurance … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why 73% of Millennials Are Totally Okay With Dying, Like Literally Right Now
Disney’s remake of Home Alone, entitled ‘Home Alone: Siempre,’ will feature all Latino actors and a modern plot twist in which Kevin’s parents are taken by racist ICE agents who call themselves “The Wetback Bandits.” Kevin’s parents are deported to … Continue reading Disney’s remake of Home Alone depicts Kevin’s parents being taken by ICE
Notably, avocado pits are the perfect choking hazard for anyone that’s tired of living with their parents. Continue reading Millennials Celebrate National Avocado Day by Sucking On Pits & Skins From Dumpsters
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics Continue reading Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
“At this point I realized that something was up,” stated Johnson “because he would get mad if I walked on the side of him that the arrows on his shirt weren’t pointing at… and ALL of the shirts had an arrow.” Continue reading Ex-Gay’s Parents Will Not Accept “New Lifestyle Choice”
