President Trump’s thick butt-cheek implants are leaking lead into his bloodstream

Physician to the president Sean Conley revealed today that president Trump’s massive butt-cheek implants have been leaking lead into his bloodstream for months; maybe even years. “Symptoms of lead poisoning include learning disabilities, constipation, hyperactivity, and irritability,” Conley stated. “The … Continue reading President Trump’s thick butt-cheek implants are leaking lead into his bloodstream

Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips

American meat company Oscar Meyer has plunged its toes into the dairy dessert world with their release of ice cream-filled hotdogs. Marketed as ‘Vanilla Squirters’ the odd treat hit store shelves this week. What do you think? Continue reading Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips