Trump sends $1.3 billion in hurricane relief to help protect “Florida Man” constituency

The swing state of Florida, which is home to the notorious “Florida Man” constituency, is about to be hit by category-4 Hurricane Dorian. In an attempt to keep as many of his inept voters alive and happy, President Trump is … Continue reading Trump sends $1.3 billion in hurricane relief to help protect “Florida Man” constituency

White House scrambles to convince Trump that Puerto Rico is part of the US as tropical storm Dorian approaches

As tropical storm Dorian heads toward Puerto Rico, White House aides are are scrambling once again, trying to convince the president that the island is a US territory. Sources in the White House say Trump remained confident that the US … Continue reading White House scrambles to convince Trump that Puerto Rico is part of the US as tropical storm Dorian approaches