PornHub CEO Mike Zoffler and countless other companies from the industry have revealed that literally all of the legal pornography on the internet is being stored 375 feet under the Arctic ice in a remote location. Notably, there’s a global … Continue reading All of the porn on the internet is being preserved in this Arctic cave
Google announced today that they’ve offered to buy Fitbit for $2.1 billion as soon as the company can isolate and remove all data derived from user masturbation. Google says they plan to implement the “fap-free data” in their wearable technology. … Continue reading Google: “We’ll buy Fitbit as soon as they remove all the masturbation data”
Release include user names, real names, credit card information, addresses, and – perhaps most notably – sexual fetishes. We are sorry if anyone has been cheated on, but here is the celebrity list of Ashley Madison account holders… Continue reading Ashley Madison Leak Includes Several Celebrities
