In a stunning display of insensitivity, Pope Francis has managed to offend one of the most cherished communities in the world by referring to athletes at the 2024 Special Olympics as “retards.” The pontiff, who had previously been known for his compassionate speeches and inclusive messages, seems to have taken a dramatic turn toward the offensive.

During what was supposed to be an uplifting speech on the power of perseverance and the human spirit, Pope Francis shocked the audience at the sporting event by using the outdated and offensive term to describe the incredible athletes of the Special Olympics.

“Why, why do I laugh [inaudible]. Why do I laugh when they try so hard!?” a wide-eyed Francis chuckled into the microphone while trying to catch his breath. “Who am I to judge these silly. These silly, little retards?”

Francis’ words left the crowd in stunned silence while his laughter continued to echo throughout the stadium.

This latest gaffe has left many questioning the Pope’s commitment to the values of compassion and respect.

Holy Hypocrisy

The Vatican, scrambling for damage control, has issued a statement claiming the Pope’s words were taken out of context and that he meant no harm. However, the damage is done.

“It’s hard to believe this was just a slip of the tongue. Especially when you know he was talking about some of the most colorful, vibrant, and happy people you’ll ever meet,” said a spokesperson for a disability rights organization. “These words reflect a deep-seated insensitivity and lack of respect for individuals with disabilities.”

Critics argue that this incident is just another example of the hypocrisy within the Church’s leadership.

“Pope Francis wants to be seen as a modern, progressive leader,” noted a Vatican insider. “But moments like these reveal the old prejudices that still linger beneath the surface.”

Special Olympics Community Reacts

The Special Olympics community, known for its resilience and positivity, has responded with grace and strength by officially banning both prayer and the Pope for the remainder of the 2024 games.

A one sentence official statement was released by the Special Olympics Committee which read, “We will continue to celebrate our athletes and their achievements, regardless of what that geriatric fuck says.”