Biden Were so close to victory I can sniff it

Biden: ‘We’re So Close to Victory I Can Sniff It’

Joe Biden told reporters today in an afternoon press conference that his campaign is “so close to victory that he can sniff it” and that he “didn’t even have to creep up from behind this time.” Continue reading Biden: ‘We’re So Close to Victory I Can Sniff It’

Video shows trump crying and overeating after election loss

Trump Cries & Overeats in TV Ad That Prepares US for ‘New Kind of Presidential Low’

Having previously stated that he “might cry a lot” if he loses, the White House released a video today depicting Donald Trump gorging himself on KFC and McDonald’s while sobbing uncontrollably. The video, which was reportedly filmed in the past … Continue reading Trump Cries & Overeats in TV Ad That Prepares US for ‘New Kind of Presidential Low’

President Trump brags about winning a Darwin Award

With the announcement of the 26th Annual Darwin Awards, Donald Trump has found himself on the winner’s list. The leader of the free world tweeted about his accomplishment. Notably, Darwin Award winners are required to be sterile, display an astounding … Continue reading President Trump brags about winning a Darwin Award