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Confused, Conservative-Run Coffee Chain Too Scared To Serve Black Coffee

Unwilling to learn current social etiquette – and despite the fact that black coffee is widely considered the most “manly” way to take your caffeine – the conservative and veteran-run Black Rifle Coffee Company is still too confused and frightened … Continue reading Confused, Conservative-Run Coffee Chain Too Scared To Serve Black Coffee

Hacked: Amazon Crashes After Intern Opens Phishing Email From Jeff.Bezos69@Amazon.net

Would-be shoppers were suddenly unable to complete purchases from Amazon on Sunday night after an intern opened a phishing email from hackers. Sources inside Amazon have confirmed that the intern has been demoted to unpaid warehouse worker. “He opened an … Continue reading Hacked: Amazon Crashes After Intern Opens Phishing Email From Jeff.Bezos69@Amazon.net

Woman Pretends To Inspect Nearby Item While Fellow Shopper Stands In The Way Of Thing She Actually Wants

Afraid to speak up, shopper Meaghan Swallsworth just decided to pick up a nearby item and pretend to inspect it while actually waiting for some guy at the grocery store to get the fuck out of her way. Trying her … Continue reading Woman Pretends To Inspect Nearby Item While Fellow Shopper Stands In The Way Of Thing She Actually Wants

Unemployment plummets as thousands of Americans finally open up that Etsy store they’ve been talking about

The jobs report is in and unemployment has dipped to 3.5% after over 225,000 Americans finally made the dream of owning and operating their very own Etsy shop a reality. What do you think? Continue reading Unemployment plummets as thousands of Americans finally open up that Etsy store they’ve been talking about