Ghostly Hologram of John McCain to Endorse Joe Biden at Democratic National Convention

According to staff working the event, the Democratic National Convention will include a hologram of deceased Senator John McCain who will be endorsing Joe Biden. Republicans are calling the move disrespectful, despite Democrats having received permission from McCain’s family. President … Continue reading Ghostly Hologram of John McCain to Endorse Joe Biden at Democratic National Convention

Putin Confirms Bounty on US Troops, Says ‘America’s Orange Puppet Won’t Do Shit’

In perhaps his boldest move in years, Russian president Vladimir Putin admitted today that he had placed a bounty on the heads of American troops in Afghanistan. The cavalier admission comes less than a day after Russia vehemently denied the … Continue reading Putin Confirms Bounty on US Troops, Says ‘America’s Orange Puppet Won’t Do Shit’