The White House announced the release of Donald Trump’s new book titled My Struggle today, prompting the country of Germany to ban the paperback instantly. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said that, despite strong pushback, the book will be included as mandatory reading in all schools under Trump’s newly announced Patriotic Education Commission.

“Mr. Trump’s new book, which is an autobiographical manifesto, details the hardships that the president has had to endure throughout his life to get to where he is today,” Leavitt stated. “From excruciating bone spurs and seven bankruptcies to two failed marriages and assassination attempts. It’s all in there. It’s all very humanizing.”

The book is set to hit stores next Monday. Meanwhile, billionaire Elon Musk will award president Trump with “the 7 Purple Hearts he would have received if Donald had been allowed to fight in the Vietnam War.” The ceremony will take place at the grand opening of a new SpaceX facility outside of Boca Chica, Texas. Additionally, 75 million free copies of My Struggle will be given to all students in US schools.

“Because Mr. Trump cares about the education of our children, he has organized a nationwide group called the ‘Trump Youth’ that will be handing out free copies of My Struggle at schools all across the country,” Leavitt confirmed.