Senator Marco Rubio sent out an angry tweet today in which he flip-flopped the description of Marxism with that of capitalism.
“Marxism divides people into oppressors or victims…” Rubio wrote. “Those in charge of the system then seize complete power and claim that there is fairness.”
When asked by reporters to clarify what he meant, the flustered Florida senator was out of answers.
“You know. I don’t know! Maybe I meant socialism! Or democratic socialism!?” a red-faced Rubio shouted. “I don’t know exactly what Marxism is. All I know is that it’s all bad and it’s scary and the Democrats are coming to take your freedom!”
As of press time Rubio was briefly contemplating Googling ‘What is Marxism?’ but instead opted to go cherry pick a hypocritical Bible verse to tweet out on Sunday.
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