For one reason or another, here are four cities that we simply cannot wait to see completely underwater by 2030 (at the latest).
1 – Detroit, MI. We’d love to watch these downtrodden people finally be put out of their misery. Really, they’ve had enough. Clearly this place was built on top of a cursed Native American burial ground.
2 – Colorado Springs, CO. Although it’s located at an elevation of 6,035 feet, we truly hope that God is capable of absolutely anything.
3 – New Orleans, LA. It’s not that we actually want to see it happen again, it’s just that we know it’s inevitable and we’re really fucking tired of hearing about it.
4 – New Jersey. No, we don’t mean Jersey City. The entire goddamned state. Flood it.