House democrats killed a republican-sponsored bill today that would have allowed president Trump to detonate nukes in the eyes of hurricanes utilizing trained dolphins. The 272-158 vote reportedly infuriated the president who immediately went on Twitter to vent his anger. Continue reading Trump temporarily blocked from using nuclear armed dolphins against hurricanes
With Tannehill likely out for the year, an opening was created for Culter to come in and really disappoint Miami fans… Continue reading Jay Cutler Agrees to Ruin Dolphins’ 2017 Season for $10 Million
British Petroleum(BP), announced today that it could have stopped the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico almost immediately, but they chose not to.
Michael Stedmier, head of BP public relations, released a statement today saying that, “Basically, none of this ever had to happen.” Continue reading BP Won’t Stop Oil Leak, Enjoying Attention