Lines, foot traffic, parking, and people have now become reasonable at Costco locations across the country thanks to a nationwide boycott of the chain by idiots who refuse to follow the store’s mask-wearing requirement. Costco says the boycott has ‘undoubtedly … Continue reading Costco: ‘Mask Boycott Has Undoubtedly Improved the Quality of Our Clientele’
After 17 years of selling oversized, rotisserie rats, Costco has announced that they will no longer offer the popular rodent; citing yearly losses of over $30 million from the unsustainably low prices. Continue reading Costco to stop selling giant, rotisserie rats shaped like chickens for $4.99
The company says if sales go well, beginning next week shoppers will be able to buy a 6-pack of Costco’s Kirkland Signature Elderly Italian Women for just $3,899.Photo by David Dennis Continue reading Costco is selling a 72-pound, 93-year-old Italian woman for $900
