Moderna to release new suppository for Americans afraid of needles

Moderna To Offer New Suppository For 20% Of Americans Who Are Afraid Of Needles

Moderna announced today that the pharmaceutical company was in the final stages of testing a new suppository for the approximately 65 million Americans who are afraid of needles (trypanophobia). Notably, during the study, scientists made the shocking discovery that the … Continue reading Moderna To Offer New Suppository For 20% Of Americans Who Are Afraid Of Needles

antivaxers need dna change

Individuals Fearful Of Vaccine Are Same People Who’d Benefit From DNA Change

A loud minority of Americans are currently refusing to be injected with the COVID vaccine due to unfounded concerns that the shots will change their DNA. “Despite the fact that mRNA vaccines do not impact or interact with your DNA … Continue reading Individuals Fearful Of Vaccine Are Same People Who’d Benefit From DNA Change

Barbaric Leonardo DiCaprio Burns down Texas de Brazil

Leonardo DiCaprio shows no remorse after burning down Texas de Brazil

Carlsbad, California – Famous actor, environmentalist, and man who really hates Brazil, Leonardo DiCaprio, completely torched a Texas de Brazil restaurant today after leaving a huge, $2,200 tip. Authorities say DiCaprio is being charged with arson. This news comes just … Continue reading Leonardo DiCaprio shows no remorse after burning down Texas de Brazil