Stir Crazy Archeologist Digs Up All of the Flooring in His House

(Grand Forks, North Dakota) Local man and archeologist Daniel Radsky finally cracked today and began digging up his flooring after giving in to a stir crazy madness caused by sheer boredom.

“In retrospect, I should have focused on the basement,” Radsky admitted.

Radsky says that the new problem he faces is a safety issue due to all of the holes in his three-story, historic house.

“I’m not sure what I was looking for, but I sure as fuck haven’t found it,” Radsky stated while beginning to break ground in his backyard. “But if the kids keep it up with their annoying attitudes and complaints of boredom, these holes are going to become graves.”

Photo credit: Roman Robroek

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