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Food Network Signs $80 Million Contract With Guy Fieri For 3-Years, Or Until Death By Heart Attack

The Food Network announced today that they have come to an agreement with Guy Fieri on a new contract after a two week long discussion and multiple doctor’s visits to check up on Fieri’s health. Because of test results, the … Continue reading Food Network Signs $80 Million Contract With Guy Fieri For 3-Years, Or Until Death By Heart Attack

Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness

Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness

Grossly obese Republican Presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been banned from further debates until he can become fully aware of both himself and the world around him. The ban, which was handed down by the Republican … Continue reading Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness