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New Grandma McFlurry® at McDonald’s Allows You to Mix Grandma’s Ashes With Your Favorite Flavors

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In an inexplicably strange move that is raising eyebrows and spirits, McDonald’s has announced the newest addition to their menu: the Grandma McFlurry®, taking comfort food to a whole new level. “This innovative dessert offers customers a unique way to … Continue reading New Grandma McFlurry® at McDonald’s Allows You to Mix Grandma’s Ashes With Your Favorite Flavors

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McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines Also Broken In The Metaverse

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“If you happen to see a working ice cream machine at a McDonald’s just know that you are not in the metaverse and that you are not in reality, Kempczinski warned. “You’re somewhere else and you need to somehow wake up or get the hell out!” Continue reading McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines Also Broken In The Metaverse