If Fox News Had Raked The Ground By Their Christmas Tree, It Wouldn’t Have Burned Down
The huge Christmas tree outside of a Fox New’s NYC headquarters was set on fire Wednesday just after midnight by a man who was immediately taken into custody. The flames then engulfed the smaller trees in the decorative display. Here’s what people are saying:
“You know, at first we thought it was a burning cross. Which is actually normal outside of most Fox News locations.” – Mike Douglass, police officer
“This is a completely pointless story. The tree survival rate from something like this is 99.97%.” – Karen Schwartzman, forest fire denier
“All they had to do was take the 15 minutes to rake the incredibly flammable Christmas presents out from under the Jesus tree. How careless of Fox. Stupid really!” – Donald Trump
“I’d say call the fire department, but that would be socialism.” – Ben Smalls, stay-at-home son
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