Beaver urine and anal gland juices to be removed from Vanilla Coke recipe

Vanilla Coke fans are up in arms after Coca-Cola announced they’d be modifying their recipe to no longer include castoreum: a mixture of the anal secretions and urine of beavers that is also found in perfume.

Notably, the FDA approves the use of castoreum, which is categorized under “natural¬†flavoring,” so you won’t know if you’re eating it.

Coca-Cola reassured Vanilla Coke fans that despite removing the ingredients their new recipe will still taste just like a beaver rubbed its crotch all over it.

One thought on “Beaver urine and anal gland juices to be removed from Vanilla Coke recipe

  1. That’s nasty and disguesting
    some f*****n idiot come up
    with that idea! I can’t believe
    how stupid people are!

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