I’m excited to announce my ‘Win a Hangout Session with Grandma! + Exclusive PRIZES’ Auction to raise funds for new microphones and cover costs to finalize and launch my secret project! Here’s how it works:
Everyone who donates will receive a personalized thank you shout-out from me, no matter what! You will also receive access to my exclusive content (details below).
You have three ways to enter: through the Community Vote, by becoming the Highest or Second Highest Bidder, or being a Guaranteed Winner:
1)🥇 COMMUNITY VOTE ($5 – $99):
I know not everyone can afford to bid large amounts, so the Community Vote is for you!
Donating ANY AMOUNT you can afford between $5 and $99 enters you in the Community Vote for a chance to win! You must submit a message/pitch via facebook messenger or youreadygrandma@gmail.com before November 15th explaining why you should be chosen in order to be considered.
The Community will vote for their favorite entry, so make sure your pitch stands out! (Keep it under 2,000 words. Feel free to make a video under 2 minutes, or get creative!)
• In addition to your personalized shout-out any donation over $8 will unlock a subscription to my exclusive content on Substack (1 free month per $8 – unlocks all existing juicy content).
NOTE: If you already pay to subscribe to my Substack, simply send me your written entry for why you should win the Community Vote, no additional donation necessary!
If the You Ready Grandma Community Votes You The Winner, You Win:
• A 1-hour video hangout session with me
• A personalized video shout-out
• I’ll promote a cause, business, or message of your choice (within reason)
• One Year free subscription to my exclusive content on Substack ($80 value).
• Autographed, personalized letter from me.
2)🥇First Place (Highest Bidder over $100):
The highest bidder over $100 will automatically win. If you’re going for the top prize, this is your chance! You can always add to your bid to secure the top spot. Technically $100 could win this category if you’re the only bidder.
Prize:
• A 1-hour video hangout session with me
• A personalized video shout-out
• Choose any merch item ($30 or under) NON-US RESIDENTS WILL RECEIVE ELECTRONIC GIFT CARDS TO STORES OF THEIR CHOOSING INSTEAD OF MERCH IF SHIPPING IS NOT FEASIBLE.
• I’ll promote a cause, business, or message of your choice (within reason)
• Lifetime Free subscription to my exclusive content on Substack ($80 /year value).
• Autographed, personalized letter from me.
🥈 Second Place (Runner-Up Bidder):
The second-highest bidder over $100 will win:
• A 30-minute video hangout session with me
• A personalized video shout-out
• Choose any merch item ($30 or under) NON-US RESIDENTS WILL RECEIVE ELECTRONIC GIFT CARDS TO STORES OF THEIR CHOOSING INSTEAD OF MERCH IF SHIPPING IS NOT FEASIBLE.
• I’ll promote a cause, business, or message of your choice (within reason).
• Lifetime Free subscription to my exclusive content on Substack ($80 /year value).
• Autographed, personalized letter from me.
REMEMBER: All non-winning bids over $100 receive a $20 merch credit, ONE YEAR free subscription to my exclusive content on Substack ($80 value), an autographed, personalized letter from me, and a shoutout! NON-US RESIDENTS WILL RECEIVE ELECTRONIC GIFT CARDS TO STORES OF THEIR CHOOSING INSTEAD OF MERCH IF SHIPPING IS NOT FEASIBLE.
3. Guaranteed Winner Extravaganza Pack ($500+):
Want to guarantee a hangout session and much, much more!? Any donations $500+ AUTOMATICALLY RECEIVE:
• A 1-hour video hangout session with me
• I will personally work with you to create a custom one-of-a-kind merch item for you and send it your way!
• $100 Merch Credit NON-US RESIDENTS WILL RECEIVE ELECTRONIC GIFT CARDS TO STORES OF THEIR CHOOSING INSTEAD OF MERCH IF SHIPPING IS NOT FEASIBLE.
• Lifetime Free subscription to my exclusive content on Substack ($80 /year value).
• A personalized video shout-out
• Autographed letter from me
• I’ll promote a cause, business, or message of your choice (within reason)
Note: You can upgrade your donation to a Guaranteed Winner entry ($500+) at any time.
⏳ Important Dates:
You can start donating or bidding right now and continue through November 30th, when winners will be selected. All funds raised will go toward new microphones, my secret project and growing You Ready Grandma.
Note: You can upgrade your Community Vote entry donation to a Highest Bidder entry (total over $100+).
How to Submit Your Donation:
1. Send your donation via [PayPal], [Venmo], or [Cash App].
2. Keep an eye out for updates—I’ll be posting about the highest bids to keep things transparent.
I’m so excited to see your entries and bids! If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out. I can’t wait for our 🔥 fun hangout session — I promise we’ll have a memerable time together! 💯
Love,
Grandma
👵🏻💋❤️