New Petition To Fix Joe Rogan’s Nipples Quickly Surpasses Calls to Remove Him From Spotify

A petition circling the internet demanding that Joe Rogan “fix” his nipples has now racked up over 3.5 million signatures in just hours. The petition was drafted this morning after photos of the business man and entertainer’s disturbing nipples began … Continue reading New Petition To Fix Joe Rogan’s Nipples Quickly Surpasses Calls to Remove Him From Spotify

CDC reports new strain of herpes that causes extra nipples to grow on your body

The Center for Disease Control announced today that they’ve discovered a new strain of herpes that causes humans to grow extra nipples. Referred to as “nerpes,” the contagious disease has been discovered in 27 states so far. “Symptoms include flare-ups … Continue reading CDC reports new strain of herpes that causes extra nipples to grow on your body