Freeloaders Donate Record Amount to Crazy Socialist Bernie Sanders

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“Crazy Bernie wants people working 40+ hours a week to be able to pay bills, not rely on our perfectly good government programs that the middle class funds. That’s crazy Bernie for ya. So Un-American folks!” – Trump

Sexist Liberals Divide Party by Excluding “Bernie Hoes”

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“The left prides itself on inclusivity, but here I am having to scream ‘DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?'”

Trump: “Let’s All Just Say Half of the Pledge and Call It a Day”

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“I’d be fine if Americans just recited half of the Pledge of Allegiance and then carried on with school or whatever.” – Trump

Senator Cory Booker & Elmo Remind Americans: “Despite Incredibly Hot Beard, Ted Cruz is Still a Douche”

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Booker’s 15 minute ventriloquism act included a perfectly performed impersonation of Sesame Street’s best-known character.

Mars Rover Found Dead From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

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“It’s sad to think how much we could have achieved if we hadn’t installed so much BDSM programming.”

Democrats Are Lobbying Melania Trump to Have Sex With the President

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Democrats are trying to persuade Melania Trump to bring the president to mindblowing climax.

A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

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“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

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