“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”
The visually impaired are suddenly excelling at winter sports and scientists want to know why.
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
A handheld digital pet hailing from Japan, the Tamagotchi was a needy electronic animal that…