Iran Talks: Obama to Allow One Nuclear Weapon Per Year

In an almost immediate response to Obama’s speech, a livid John Boehner was broadcast live on Fox News – interrupting portions of Megyn Kelly’s “The Kelly File” and…

Indiana Passes Law to Build Border Fence in Response to Travel Bans

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In his official comments on the passage of the new fence bill, Pence stated that this would it make a statement telling other states to “butt out of Indiana politics,” but also, it would “add hundreds of thousands of minimum wage jobs for the state and effectively negate the effects of major companies and events leaving or boycotting Indiana.”

Ex-Gay’s Parents Will Not Accept “New Lifestyle Choice”

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“At this point I realized that something was up,” stated Johnson “because he would get mad if I walked on the side of him that the arrows on his shirt weren’t pointing at… and ALL of the shirts had an arrow.”

Widowed Grandmother Could Give “Two Shits” About “20-Something Year Old” Grandson’s “Feeling Lonely on Valentine’s Day” Facebook Status

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Man’s Penis Has Lost Almost All Confidence

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Daily Show’s John Stewart Steps Down, Brian Williams to Replace

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Plastic Bags Banned in Lexington, Kentucky

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“We need to seriously reduce the amount of plastic-related deaths in Lexington,” Connor said.

The Lexington ban will leave ‘breathable’ paper bags as the only option for local residents. Restrictions on bags include all sizes of plastic trash/garbage bags, clear Ziplock bags, slider grip bags, and, – at Connors request – laboratory mini-grip re-sealing bags and specimen transportation bags.

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