Wright Brothers Condemn United Airlines Incident

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In a timely press release the Wright Brothers, who invented flight, said “This isn’t what we intended. We only overbooked as a joke when racist aunt Karen wanted to visit, and she wasn’t technically, completely white.” Thank you for reading our latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page. Advertisements

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Schwarzenegger Identified as White House Intruder with “Backpack”

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Trump Steals Song Lyrics for Press Conference Answer

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