Heartbroken Ford Owners Euthanize 874,000 Shitty Pickup Trucks

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Mass graves are filling up outside of the Ford Truck Plant in Dearborn, MI.

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Surgeon Gives Justice Ginsburg 3rd Lung to ‘Allow for Epic Bong Rips’

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Ginsburg is maintaining a steady high with edibles from Senator Sanders until her new lung is healed.

Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says

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“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”

Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation

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Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’

Lettuce Recall Helps Millions of Vegans Cut Carbon Footprint by Dying of Starvation

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We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump

Remorseful Jim Acosta ‘What the Fuck Have I Done!?’

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“Jim just got front row seats to Broadway’s shit musical ‘Adolph Twitler: The Fuckface von Clownstick Story’

Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.

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