Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

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“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

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Tomorrow is National Insurance Fraud Day!

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“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”

Trump Threatens Italy as Florence Strikes Coast

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“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”

Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

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“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

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“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.

Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal

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“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani

Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

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“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said.

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