Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms

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(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off.

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Trump, Cruz Exchange Horrific Insults About Wives, Again

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(New York, NY) It appears that the wife-bashing has returned to the Republican campaign for presidency with Donald Trump and Ted Cruz shooting a barrage of horrific insults back and forth. It all started with another tweet from Trump…

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Agrees to Debate Bernie Sanders

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After weeks of back-and-forth rhetoric, Hillary Clinton has finally agreed to debate Bernie Sanders. The Hillary Clinton/DNC Campaign has generously offered several dates, times, and locations for the two to clash – including some specific rules. Option #1: During the NCAA Championship game on April 4th, 2016. Debate Rules: The debate cannot begin before the game starts. The candidates will pause all debating during commercial breaks of the game. If, at any point, one team is leading by more than 7 points in the college basketball game, the debate itself will go to an indefinite commercial break. The debate will be pay-per-view with a $250,000 per-home viewership package. All proceeds will go toward the Hillary Clinton campaign. No transcripts of what is said are allowed to be released. Option #2: Yesterday. Debate Rules: Bernie Sanders has to go on live, national television and apologize to Hillary for not showing up to yesterday’s debate, which she agreed to have today. He will apologize for his tone and the media will be required to cover the whole speech – giving Bernie Sanders the most airtime he’s ever seen. Option #3: November 8th, 2016 Debate Rules: None. Thank you for reading my latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page.

American Psychologists Release Estimated IQ’s of Presidential Candidates

American psychologists assessed IQ’s of Presidential Candidates #jeopardy

Donald Trump Admits He’s Bisexual at Wisconsin Rally

Trump claims that he does drag shows from time to time and artists have rendered what they believe this might look.

Heads of NRA Announce Plan to Stop Mass Shootings

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NRA President Wayne LaPierre, and Executive Vice President James W. Porter II have announced a plan to quickly curb mass shootings in the United States of America. Here are their tips for lowering the number of shooting deaths:

Hillary Clinton Unapologetically Disrespects Southerners

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Many intelligent, right-wingers were not fooled by Clinton’s attempt to sound like one of them when she began to talk about things that they were not interested in.

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