Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives

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Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.

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Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”

Mike Pence Banned From Grindr

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“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”

Working Americans Cherish Flu Season

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“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.

Steve Bannon Starts Line of Alcoholic Bananas

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‘Bananons,’ will be infused with Everclear grain alcohol which…

Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season

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“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”

President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water

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“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”

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