Most American Males have Larger Boobs Than Their Wives


Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.


Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”

Mike Pence Banned From Grindr


“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”

Working Americans Cherish Flu Season


“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.

Steve Bannon Starts Line of Alcoholic Bananas


‘Bananons,’ will be infused with Everclear grain alcohol which…

Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season


“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”

President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water


“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”

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