“I almost gave up and started drawing patterns in the bubbles, but then I remembered I was voting.”
Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.
None of our anchors can say “Trump” without vomiting.
The package was a 6 foot tall, gold-plated cube that weighed nearly 3.5 tons.
“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.”
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.
“Honestly, I think we’re just going to move every piece of debris 10 feet to the right and see if that helps,” Long stated.