Trump Thinks He Nominated Glenn Sturgis from ‘Superstore’ to Supreme Court

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Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’.

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Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

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‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.

Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job

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The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is Donating Sperm in Massive Quantities

Tyson offered a confusingly graphic, yet scientific explanation.

Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers

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“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”

President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn

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This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…

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