Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’.
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Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.
Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job
The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.
Neil Degrasse Tyson is Donating Sperm in Massive Quantities
Tyson offered a confusingly graphic, yet scientific explanation.
Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers
“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”
President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn
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