Sexual Predator Could be 2nd Alien on Supreme Court

“The investigation is not meant to be a space expedition. Unfortunately, we don’t have a Space Force yet.” – Kellyanne Conway

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Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said.

Trump Thinks He Nominated Glenn Sturgis from ‘Superstore’ to Supreme Court

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Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’.

Jeff Sessions is Using Marijuana to Cope With His Job

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The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.

President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn

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This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…

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