Gigantic Gold-Plated Package Left on White House Lawn

The package was a 6 foot tall, gold-plated cube that weighed nearly 3.5 tons. 

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NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead

The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing.

Kavanaugh to Be Moved to Top of Liver Transplant List if Confirmed

“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham

#Kavanaugh #FBIReport #SupremeCourt

Trump: ‘I’m Sending Every Tweet Through the Presidential Alert System From Now On’

Presidential Alerts cannot be turned off on mobile phones.

Sexual Predator Could be 2nd Alien on Supreme Court

“The investigation is not meant to be a space expedition. Unfortunately, we don’t have a Space Force yet.” – Kellyanne Conway

Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

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